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“Birther”? Really?

I feel depressed that there is even such a thing as a “birther” movement, but that it got influencial enough to elicit a response from the POTUS (apologies but the acronym works nicely here; SCOTUS, however, is WAY too close to … Continue reading

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Sleeper Stem Cell

It’s taken a while, but the scientists of this planet are finally seeing the rubber hit the road in stem cell research.  Undoubtedly there will be some people (religious conservatives) who are infuriated by this.  I ponder what they would … Continue reading

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Fully Dogamatic Machine Pun

We all know that all religions can be traced back to humans not being able to answer questions like “where did we come from?” and “what happens after we die?” and “when is John Frum going to bring some more … Continue reading

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This Kind of Thing MUST Be Fought

See, here’s the thing.  When it is legal for someone to sneak onto your property and put a tracking device on your car it’s bad, but when they can do this without a warrant, it’s downright scary.  I’ve spent the … Continue reading

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I’m no fan of Islam, but . . .

 . . . this is not a good thing: France’s lower house of parliament Tuesday overwhelmingly passed a ban on any veils that cover the face — including the burqa, the full-body covering worn by some Muslim women. The vote … Continue reading

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Why can’t I be treated this way.

Switzerland has just decided they AREN’T going to extradite Roman Polanski.  Lame.  Look at one of the two reasons they gave: because Polanski had a reasonable right to think he would not be arrested if he visited the country, Justice Minister … Continue reading

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Damn immigrants takin’ jobs from Murkans!

Finally, after years of complaining, the iron-clad field of migrant farming has opened it’s doors to regular Murkans (instead of those whose families have been in North America FAR FAR longer.)  Two issues solved: economy and immigration. Since June 24, … Continue reading

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I really hope he wins this.

So this guy is suing Wal*Mart (Always lower wages.  Always.) because they fired him after he had a positive drug test.  But he was prescribed the drug by a doctor.  So why the problem?  Because the drug is one that much … Continue reading

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It could be worse. I could be in Philadelphia

Where excluding homosexuals from your club apparently grants you unfettered access to government property until the end of time “We can’t be kicked out of the building or evicted and we don’t have to pay any rent” Seems fair. via … Continue reading

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