Many Americans who want to ignite their own fireworks must travel to an Indian reservation to purchase them. Then, they have to illegally transport them and use them in semi-secrecy. This is all in order to celebrate INDEPENDENCE DAY. INDEPENDENCE DAY. Have to buy ’em from the Natives, whose pre-established freedom we completely destroyed. Have to break our own laws. Anyone? Bueller?
I really hope that Native Americans in general are laughing their asses off at us for this. You know, in between sips of fire-water . . .